hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
So I know we play fast and loose with animal biology in this house, but I was looking at all the AO3 Witcher fics tagged “Scent Kink” and knowing in my heart that it’s all about Geralt going face-first into Jaskier’s neck which, mmhm, yeah, that’s great! But also.
Socialized wolves, when meeting humans, will lick inside their mouths. It’s a way of greeting and checking on each others’ health and wellbeing. So in every YouTube video you see of this or that influencer ~meeting wolves in the wild~ it’s just somebody kneeling in the dirt and letting a hundred-pound apex predator enthusiastically french them for like 10-20 minutes.
So. Geralt, two-hundred-pound apex predator, reunites with Jaskier after a winter apart and wants to check on his health and wellbeing. By french-kissing him. For half an hour.
Jaskier is a-ok with this.












